Monday, July 27, 2009

All things new

We had our first day of meetings at the school today.  I do have to say that despite the way we ended the year (tired and tearful), people seem rather energized and happy to be back.

It's an odd thing.  It's been 3 1/2 years since I've graduated with a teaching license and this is the first time I'm not going to be the new guy.  Working in Mexico and Spring Lake Park I was the new guy, but those jobs only lasted one year.  For the first time ever, there are people newer than I am at a school.

It seems like a really great group so far.  They seem really diverse, friendly and full of energy.  I really hope that keeps up and encourages everyone else.

In other news, my new house had its first break-in.  Last night a mouse found a small hole in the outer door followed by a big slant in my inner door followed by my kitchen.  I saw the whole thing and those who know me know that I am not exactly a manly man.  I yelped a bit and avoided the kitchen.  When I moved to my computer, I heard it banging around a little bit, then the sounds got closer.  I swear, it charged at me.  Well, I yelled, and it skreeked and ran out the hole.  Right now the door is lined with fire wood, which will hopefully keep further intruders out.

In related news, I purchased my first handgun today.  It was really a spur of the moment thing, with two of my coworkers and I talking about monkeys and mice.  It turns out that our dearly departed (from India) former Hindi teacher used to chase mice under his refrigerator and shoot them dead with his BB gun.  So, I trekked up with a co-worker from Chicago to the grocery store that also sells BB guns.  The way up we were lamenting that where we come from, only the bad guys have guns.  For him, gangsters and whatnot, for me Republicans and rednecks.  We got a chance to test them out on some monkeys on the way back.  It turns out the monkeys know what these guns are and what they do and took off running.  If they ever get aggressive though, I only get one shot then that thing turns into a club...

I'll let y'all know how the year starts off after more than one day later!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

What I did on my summer vacation

Good things about my vacation:

  • I ate really good Japanese food in Nepal.
  • I rode an elephant.
  • I read/finished reading the following books:  The White Tiger (worth a read), The Satanic Verses (very well written), The History of the World in 10 1/2 chapters (some parts were better than others) and The Children of Men (the movie was better)
  • I learned a few more Hindi/Nepalese words
  • I got to knock another country off my list
  • I had a baby elephant's trunk feeling my hand for food and I squealed with delight (imagine this scene)
  • I saw a lot of cool pagodas
  • I saw a "living goddess"- a 4-year old girl who has that title until she loses an adult tooth or menstruates.  Yup.
  • I got to see one of my students in his home town.
  • I saw some traditional Nepali dances
  • I saw a procession of coolies in training.  Maybe the most fun memory.
  • I got my kitchen fully set up and baked, roasted, broiled and cooked to my heart's content.
  • I made hashed browns for the first time.
  • I lied about having symptoms of swine flu to the Indian health people (what- I had a fever for a day in Nepal.  I don't have swine flu, dangit!)
  • I am rested and relaxed and ready for the school year to start next week!