"If a priest is giving last rites and the dying person chokes to death on the wafer, do they still go to Heaven?"
"So, let's say that a priest is hearing confession and someone confesses to murdering the priest's wife (I explained why this couldn't happen)- Okay, his son then (I explained why this couldn't happen)- Okay, his sister. Would he kick the guy's butt?"
"Is suicide the same sin as murder?"
Not only such a quick switch from the absurd to the serious, but pretty hard to answer all of them. Five more classes to go before exams! I'm going to miss this class.
When I was on the bus today, one of the kids asks, "Did you know that July 4th is Independence Day?" I say yes. I ask him if he knows who we were trying to be independent from.
ReplyDelete"...Christopher Columbus?"
Good stuff.